But I'm on vacation!

In case you haven't noticed, I've been growing a pathetic excuse for a beard during our travels. This is an almost annual rite, wherein I establish that in spite of being well over 30 I still lack the ability to grow facial hair. I've been trying ever since I was in my late teens, and while things have improved (considerably, hard as it may be to believe) I still can't achieve the old-testament prophet look that I'm going for.

In honor of this continued failing, I'm opening a new poll, "With the beard, who do I look like?"

Here are the options:

Ron Howard:
Roy Munson (Woody Harrelson, from Kingpin)
Hans Klopek (Courtney Gains, from The Burbs)
Groundskeeper Willie (from The Simpsons)

Vote early, vote often - be amused!